Okay, so I dared them, but they don’t really have to make the Smurfs Movie

September 3, 2008 at 9:25 pm In Uncategorized, No Comments

So I said when I heard that the Transformers movie was coming out that I wish someone had the balls to make The Smurfs into a film. Damn it now they are.

So here are my suggestions for casting:

Papa smurf: Sean Connery, try the phrase “not much further my little smurfs” in your head and you will see…
Gargamel: John Lithgow, he not only has the voice but the look too
Handy: Tim Allen, in fact I think Tim the Tool Man was actually based on Handy
Cook: Gordon Ramsay, just cause I would like to hear a Smurf use the “F” word
Lazy: Kevin Smith, stoned… you know…
All the others, just kinda look the same…

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